Proof Positive That Jesus Was...

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Jewish 

1 - He went into his father's business 

2 - He lived at home until the age of 33 

3 - He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother sure he was God 



Three Proofs That Jesus Was Irish 

1 - He never got married 

2 - He never held a steady job 

3 - His last request was a drink 



Three Proofs That Jesus Was Italian 

1 - He talked with his hands 

2 - He had wine with every meal 

3 - He worked in the building trades 



Three Proofs That Jesus Was Black 

1 - He called everybody brother 

2 - He held no permanent address 

3 - Nobody would hire him 



Three Proofs That Jesus Was Californian 

1 - He never cut his hair 

2 - He walked around barefoot 

3 - He invented a new religion 



Three Proofs That Jesus Was Puerto Rican 

1 - His first name was Jesus 

2 - He was always in trouble with the law 

3 - His mother did not know who his father was